Feb 3, 2022
Tuerk Bloats Mayoral Staff
Feb 2, 2022
Zac Cohen And Donald Trump Have A Lot In Common
Zac Cohen and Donald Trump both refuse to accept the results of their respective elections. A Hail Mary federal lawsuit has been filed seemingly on Cohen's behalf after exhausting all legal options in Pennsylvania. Five bipartisan electors, who didn't remember to date their mail-in ballot, have filed the suit. Cohen clearly is more concerned with his career than justice in Lehigh Valley, which continues without its third new judge.
On a bipartisan note, allow me to say that we can do without any candidate who refuses to accept the results of their election.
We can do without a president who considers sedition part of the electoral process. We can do without a judge who cannot accept a verdict.
UPDATE: Bernie O'Hare weighs in on the same topic.
UPDATE FEBRUARY 3, 2022: Bernie O'Hare weighs in on the same topic once again.
Feb 1, 2022
Lanta Chronicles
Allentown's latest Dancing in the Street, Octoberfeast, will have multi-cultural attractions. There will be genuine rickshaw rides, pulled by former Asian merchants who were forced out of business by the City Department of Gentrification. After this weeks party for the Brewpub, the rickshaws will operate on a regular basis between Hamilton Street and our new Lanta Transportation Center.
Reprinted from Oct. 7, 2007
SILENCE OF THE LANTA
Hannibal Lecter has been offered parole on the condition he restrict his diet to Hamilton Street bus riders. Once a month he will be permitted an Asian merchant; on thanksgiving he may have a preselected blogger. Mr. Lector will be micro-chipped and given a new Hamilton Street loft apartment. He will be monitored by the new surveillance cameras. Mayor Pawlowski and Armand Greco will provide more details at a press conference early next week at the new Lanta Terminal.
Reprinted from Oct. 20, 2007
ONCE UPON A TIME
This image heralds back to once upon a time, when traffic, buses and shoppers on Hamilton Street were desired, much less called congestion. Although Lanta's circulator bus has only attracted 12 riders a day, their new concessions, which do not start until Feb.11, only add stops on 7th and 8th streets to the northwest and south sides. No concessions will be made for the Hanover Ave. and east side passengers. Lanta has clearly put the justification of their new transfer station over the survival of our merchants. I ask you to join me, merchants and bus riders on Tuesday Dec. 11, at 12 noon at the Lanta Headquarters, 1060 Lehigh Street, to let them know their still doing too little, too late.
The image is part of a watercolor by Karoline Schaub-Peeler
Reprinted from Dec. 6, 2007
MONSTER AS LANDLORD
Can anyone explain why the Allentown Parking Authority should be a landlord? It is apparently not to make money, because the rent is far below the cost to construct the square footage. It is not to serve a local neighborhood need or the need of the bus riders, few of them purchase private vineyard wine or natural fiber designer clothes. Here's the answer; because Linda Kauffman, former director of the Allentown Parking Authority, thought it was a good idea. She also wanted stores in the new deck at 4th and Hamilton, but City Council decided not to compete with local investors. So now we have a parking deck which is mostly empty, a Lanta Transfer Station which is putting the Hamilton Street merchants out of business, and a new subsidized yuppie who will fail anyway because she is in the wrong location for her product. Ms. Kauffman retired and moved to the Maryland beach.
Reprinted from Dec. 11, 2007
The Parking Authority never did find a tenant, and now is relocating it's office there from 10th and Hamilton, which will become a Police substation- Feb. 20, 2010
As Hannibal would say, this is only a taste of posts concerning Lanta and the Hamilton Street merchants. The full menu may be found in the blog archives between Oct. 2007 and Feb. 2008Jan 31, 2022
Saturday Afternoon Matinee
Jan 28, 2022
Anonymous Comments Now Permitted
I have decided to once again allow anonymous comments on the blog. While a commenter can establish a pseudonym, whose identity is unknown to both me and other readers, there remain those more comfortable with the anonymous option. Comment moderation will continue; that is, comments must still be approved for publication. While the blog office opens very early on weekday mornings, it also closes early in the evening. Comments submitted after 6:00pm will not appear until the following morning.
Allentown (Water) Goes Private... Anonymous Comments Now Accepted
UPDATE: The Morning Call apparently felt compelled to issue a statement, and posted their announcement of the pending sale two hours after this post. They quote an unnamed source saying "If this done right, this will solve the pension problems overnight, but we must install proper oversight and control." Allentown has no experience with doing things right, or with oversight and controls. We are in trouble.
UPDATING THE UPDATE: Our local LCA might well be a bidder (or the bidder) for the Allentown systems. The current project through Cedar Park interconnects the systems, and will expand their capacity to deliver treated water to western Lehigh County. If the Lehigh County Authority is in fact the buyer, the consequence of selling this prime Allentown asset would be tolerable. Allentonians could expect responsible stewardship and reasonable fees.
building the water works in 1928
